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grumpysalmon:

i slowly unravel my shimmering ponytail, waving my head left to right until it all unfolds majestically around my shoulders. i prance into the battlefield deflecting enemy fire with my impenetrably silky hair. the war is won and i am awarded many medals

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grippedbydestiel:

sirspnstersociopath:

BUT GUYS

HAS ANYONE MENTIONED

THAT THIS NOVEMBER WE ARE SUPPOSEDLY GOING TO SEE SOME OF THE MOST INTENSE METEOR SHOWERS OF OUR GENERATION

AND SEASON 9 OF SUPERNATURAL AIRS IN NOVEMBER

SO THIS WILL LITERALLY BE US IRL:

THOSE FUCKERS PLANNED IT ALL

*screaming*

(via thetomboywithheadphones)

ageofrogues:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

Huh? I thought everyone did that?

I love doing this. Especially older books.

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itsajensenthing:

castielliarmus:

do you think metatron’s just sliding around heaven in an office chair right now

i hope it loses a wheel and it tumbles over and he falls and hits his head and cries like a little baby 

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